In life, there are certain things
as adult human beings, that you never expect to hear. You never expect to hear
that your teenage son got caught smoking in the school bathroom for example, or
you never expect to hear that your daughter is dating a Democrat.
Let's face it, sometimes these things happen. Sometimes, no matter how
logical you try to be, there comes a time when you have to realize, that you
will have to face the illogical. For instance, never in my wildest dreams
did I ever think that our government would try to convince us that carbon
dioxide is bad. Never in my most imaginative moments, did I ever think
American's would be dumb enough to beg the government, to initiate
policies to regulate carbon dioxide; and yet, here we are. We have literally
arrived at a moment in time where all that once made sense has been completely
flipped upside down. When I went to school, trees and plants needed carbon
dioxide to produce oxygen; you know, so we could like, uhh, breath and stuff
dude. Somehow, and I'm guessing it has something to do with communist
indoctrination or something; carbon dioxide became a poisonous gas that must be
regulated in order for our children to have better weather! Sometimes I wonder
who is more stupid, the people who fall for this trash, or the people who
believe they have convinced us to fall for it. That’s a tough call.
However
humorous this may seem on the surface, it is a very serious topic. Not only
because global warming represents nothing but a global power grab, but, the
fact that people have forgotten that without carbon dioxide, our planet would
be more like Saturn. Let me say that again, without carbon dioxide our planet
would be more like Jupiter, whoops I mean Saturn; well, what’s the
difference? Without carbon dioxide we would not exist! In fact, we have a
very low level of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere compared to other era's of Earth’s
history, and to think for a moment that a government can tax us to the point of
being able to regulate a naturally occurring gas, well that’s just plain
stupid.
This is
one of those subjects that really exposes the liberal mind for the cluster of
cobwebs and dense fog that it is. Here we have a group of people who believe in
Darwin's theory of evolution, (most scientists are evolutionists) claiming the
earth is billions of years old. They have taught us that the earth has gone
through several different "eras," with ninety nine percent of all
life that has ever existed already having gone extinct. The earth has
survived asteroids, comets, super volcanoes, continents colliding into one
another, ice ages, mass extinctions, cataclysmic climate change over billions
of years, and yet, life is still thriving on this planet. These people would
have you believe that the past couple hundred years of mankinds industrial innovation is enough to do what the forces of nature, over the
past couple billion years, could not do, and that is destroy the climate.
Pardon me for retaining my position as a climate denier, but I'm not buying it.
What are they going to do, force me to believe it?
What
should really be concerning people is the fact that these radical
environmentalists view your exhalations as a means of emitting carbon
dioxide into the air. In other words, your breathing contributes to global
warming folks, it doesn't matter if you’re a Republican or a Democrat, you
still exhale carbon dioxide and global warming is your fault. Go ahead, give
the government the power to do something about it, just remember, they already
tried to tax a cows fart. It’s only a matter of time before they realize a
cow can’t pay the tax folks. Do you know what I’m saying here? Eventually, they
will tax you for breathing if you decide to remain sleeping. The United Nations
also tried to say that global warming is America's fault because we eat too
much meat. People have been cooking meat since we have existed on this earth,
and now it contributes to global warming? I think Americans better put their
biases aside and realize this one thing above all else. The U.N. publicly
announced that they believe global
communism is the best way to fight global warming. That kind of makes
you wonder where the president's loyalties are after he released todays climate
change report, doesn't it? For those wandering lost souls out there who don't
know what to believe, I hope it does.
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